Skates are for credit checks.
The Skates?! In This Economy? Tee is for the beauties who traded in skate laces for runners a long time ago and never looked back. You play on concrete, eat bad bounces for breakfast, and still have enough gas to chirp the ice boys about their gear bill.

Big front hit with “Skates?! In This Economy?” lets everyone know exactly where you stand the second you walk into the barn or roll up to the court. PUCK OFF mascot logo backs it up so people know you are not just joking—you actually live the ball hockey lifestyle: bad knees, good stories, and zero regrets.

• Soft, game-ready cotton tarp with a modern athletic fit for full-send shifts and post-game beers

• Loud front graphic that does the chirping before you even open your mouth

• PUCK OFF mascot branding so it feels like real hockey lifestyle gear, not some bargain-bin tee

• Built for tournament weekends, NBHL runs, and every parking-lot preskate where someone flexes their new skates

Throw it on and remind everyone: some of the best hockey stories on earth start with, “So we were playing ball, not ice…”